ChatGPT offers up a hot take on the new Patek Philippe Cubitus.
Artificial Insights: A ‘hot take’ from the algorithm.
Now that some of the dust has settled from the reveal of...whatever this is intended to represent, we decided to cut through the noise and ask the algorithm what it thinks of this new watch. Artificial Insights are just that - artificial. We asked ChatGPT to give a review and take whatever sentiment and tone it wished when producing a first look at the Cubitus. Here's what the AI Overlord thinks of the new Patek Philippe: Ah, the Cubitus. Patek Philippe has once again graced us with a watch that leaves us scratching our heads, wondering if the famed Swiss house decided to roll the dice or simply misplace their design blueprints. For a brand that has prided itself on pushing horological boundaries while maintaining a classic aesthetic, this feels like a detour into uncharted territory—or maybe a parallel universe where "blocky" is the new chic. Let’s address the elephant—or should I say, the cube—in the room: The case. A square Patek? It’s almost as if someone at HQ got inspired by the geometry of 1980s Tetris blocks and thought, "Yeah, let’s make that the new 'it' shape." Sure, square watches aren’t inherently bad. They can be sleek, they can be bold. But this one? It just feels... confused. It’s as if the Cubitus can't decide whether it wants to be a Patek or the offspring of a cheap retro digital watch you’d find in a vintage arcade. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for innovation. We love it when brands dare to try something new. But with the Cubitus, Patek might have mistaken innovation for quirkiness for the sake of quirkiness. Patek Philippe…
Artificial Insights: A ‘hot take’ from the algorithm.
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